When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. Where do you want the Fudge Mahal? I said not tonight. I have to think all of this over. Okay, I'm McBain. They decide to keep Apu’s wife Manjula from finding out about it. Please, can you just take the children home? And you know your life has hit rock bottom is you’re peers with Kirk Van Houten. Plot; Production and cultural references No, no! Will that affect the settlement? Thank you very much, you big fat blabbermouth! Tell that woman it's over between you and her. Well, then you're definitely not going to like my steam-powered super spider. We gotta invite Krusty. "The Sweetest Apu" was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Matthew Nastuk. (PEOPLE YELLING) Bang, bang. So cold. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sweetest_Apu?oldid=165432. Welcome back to Inside The Actors Studio. Yes, master. (BOTH GROANING) Are you sure you're not cheating? The Sweetest Apu; The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D ; Hulk; Which Witch is Which? The show used to get great laughs out of intentionally lame stuff (“A master craftsman can build three mailboxes an hour!”), but those were just isolated jokes. It's Windelle. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. It's been on my list for a long time! The show’s obsession with keeping us up to date on the high and lows of the life of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. (PEOPLE YELLING) Reinforcements! You're damn right, it is! HOMER: (WHISPERING) Can I lick your fingers? But I cannot come. (CRYING) Here, guys. In the episode, Homer and his wife Marge discover that convenience store owner Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady working in his store. So anyway, if you take that bottle down and pass it around I know. 'Cause if they don't (IMITATING LASER BLASTS) Manjula, we've got a special guest for you. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. Today's the day we play badminton with them. Meanwhile, there’s some lady who is delivering the Squishee machine syrup, and she’s flirting with Apu like crazy. Well, when Homer does something wrong, I write a list of ways he can make it up to me. Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Werewolf? This better be good because you are interrupting my faithfulness Oh, boy. We've met Rainier Wolfcastle, actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman. I love his optimism. Some special time. Take Away: Infidelity sucks, and it’s a lot of real work to repair the damage that it can wrought. The Simpsons AABF11 - I'm With Cupid Episode Script. I don’t really have anything against Apu, but he seems like a weird character to have become obsessed with. Aired 18 years ago - May 05, 2002 . It’s not really a thing here in Colorado, because the Civil War didn’t really occur out here, but do people seriously pretend that they’re fighting in the Civil War in the South? Even better! MARGE: Yeah! Let's tell Krusty. This isn't on the list! And now, let the battle be joined. Yes, I'm afraid so. July 17, 2012 ~ Mike! Mmm-hmm. I am Ganesh, your god. He already knows. Are you absolutely sure? Episode 1F10, Season 5 First aired Feb 10, 1994 Written by Greg Daniels Directed by Mark Kirkland. This changes his life, for when the bridegroom turns out to be mad, Apu's friend asks him to become the husband. There’s apparently a big Civil War reenactment going on, and they’re picking up a keg of beer. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. If you don't like losing at cribbage, stay out of my place. At the Kwik-E-Mart. Mmm. (GROANING) I'll just get the shuttlecock. Well, that's a no-brainer. But it will take some time. The Sweetest Apu is part of the The Simpsons (season 13) series, a good topic. An old college friend talks him into a visit up-country to a village wedding. A girl in the bar! What is it that you want to tell me? These are divorce papers! Caramel baloney. (PEOPLE HOOTING) Uh-oh. If you can improve it further, please do so. I think he's building to something. The kids, plus a wife that isn't putting out, and Apu isn't feeling the best. The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. HOMER: Apu is cheating. I need payback! I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money. But while Homer’s busy coming up with an excuse for why the keg is in such bad shape, he notices that Apu seems to be missing from the store. (WOMAN GIGGLING) (MUTTERING) That giggle is none of my business, or is it? After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. Gotta admit though, that is pretty hot. Oh. Greatest generation to the rescue! You're the jerk. Added: 05.05.2002. General, I hereby surrender. Hey, Marge, you care for a tropical drink? Thanks. Are you sure you can get your deposit back? The Sweetest Apu: 13x19 Airdate: May 5, 2002 Production Number: DABF14 Written by: John Swartzwelder: Directed by: Matthew Nastuk ← 13x18 I Am Furious Yellow: 13x20 → Little Girl in the Big Ten: The Simpsons — Season Thirteen: This article about an episode needs to be expanded with more information. The Sweetest Apu. Don't worry, I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up. Oh, Apu, I want us to be a family again. We will know when it feels right again. Whoa, damn it. Homer gets Barney … I understand. FRINK: The nylon has been released! That guy's hilarious. (WOMAN MOANING) APU: Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you? "Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?" Manjula! Tonight, we invite both Manjula and Apu for dinner, but we don't tell them the other one's coming. The Sweetest Apu. Come here, you. How can you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Who is Apu? Oh! They miss their father. Very good. Well, we’ve seen Apu learn to love, get married, and have babies, so let’s tackle infidelity. In a Civil War reenactment, we need lots of Indians to shoot. “The Sweetest Apu” is very much in the same vein. No! Nothing! “The Sweetest Apu” was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Matthew Nastuk, 2002. Yes, back to our marital closeness. Lauding your legacy is a labor of love. Now can we meet McBain? All those kids. He took a Cockney flower girl and turned her into My Fair Lady. Plot Summary At the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu is exhausted after Manjula brings the octuplets to the store. After the children have left, Apu believes that the Squishee delivery lady has made a pass at him, by calling him handsome. Tonight, Matt and Robbie discuss Episode DABF14, The Sweetest Apu, the nineteenth episode of Season Thirteen. Are you sure you don't want to come? I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first. Change ). Mock! " Hey, pally. (BOTH MOANING) (SCREAMING) What's a eunuch? That's sad. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) (EXCLAIMING) The South will boogie again! Let's go, children. (SIGHING) Maybe I should just tell Manjula. Maybe we can't rush things. Anyway, the reenactment begins, and it’s immediately a shit show. The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped. USA! (MUTTERING) Now, we have eight children. Homer and Marge discover that Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady at the Kwik-E-Mart. "My Fair Lady performed with all-octuplet cast. As much as I enjoy your company, and I truly do, I must insist that from this point forward, we not Oh, my goodness! But Homer and Marge aren’t done meddling, so they decide to pull a stupid sitcom stunt, and invite Apu and Manjula to dinner at their house, without the other knowing what’s going on. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. For me, the war is over! I get that a lot. He eventually tells Marge, who forces him to confront Apu. Justice. I keep telling you, off-camera, he's a desperately unhappy man. Some special time. At the end of the day though I guess they had a good time, and Homer head to the Kwik-E-Mart to return the now severely damaged keg. Oh, I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you. (CRYING) Yes, you are scum. "Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker. The Simpsons (1989) - S13E19 Comedy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. "Number five, wear nametag that says same. Apu has an affair with a woman who delivers Squishees to his store. Okay. All right! Let's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker, and along comes sexy Mrs. Homie, it's Have you told him yet? The Simpsons 9F01 - Homer the Heretic Episode Script. ( Log Out /  You forgot to eat a light bulb. Pow, pow. Blah, blah! What do you think I should do? (ALL HISSING) (SIGHING) I always thought karma was baloney, but not anymore. Which isn’t easy. I am so angry, I could just, I could fall asleep! This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. But things really fall apart when a group of World War II veterans start getting senility/PTSD flashbacks and decide to hop in a tank and join the fray. As we see when Manjula has brought the children to Kwik-E-Mart. Die, you bastard. Come on, guys! And after a night of strange, incomprehensible stress dreams about what he saw, Homer talks to Marge in the morning, and she quickly realizes something is wrong. Keep it coming, Brokaw! Don't be a jerk. (GROANING) Welcome, steady customer. So Homer, stunned, leaves the Kwik-E-Mart and makes his way awkwardly home, not sure what to do about what he just witnessed. I mean, anyone for penis? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. USA! Hello, Annette. Apu's marriage is on the rocks after Manjula finds out he cheated on her. I still have feelings for Apu. Yeah! Oh, I hope no one makes any double entendres. Oh, this is so awkward. Apu, the son: Subir Banerji Auntie Indira: Chunibala Photography by Subrata Mitra Music by Ravi Shankar Script and direction by Satyajit Ray Who is that? Yes. It's established in the case of Lawyers v. 19 - The Sweetest Apu. Everyone is being incompetent and inaccurate, Disco Stu is Stonewall Jackson, people are just beating each other up, and the keg even gets whaled on and stabbed with a bayonet. Look. A keg of beer and a six-pack to hold me until I tap the keg. " His reaction would be priceless. Especially when Apu and Manjula come over to the Simpson’s house that afternoon to play badminton, and the Simpsons have a hell of a time keeping their mouths shut with all the innuendo going around. I love that he stayed at a difficult job to pay off the student loans for his PhD. It's where I got this. (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? I love the way his optimism is challenged sometimes, because mine is too. Uh, we didn't order that. (WHOOPING) Wait a minute! And using some sort of marriage intuition, she realizes that Homer saw Apu having an affair, and the two start trying to figure out what they should do about it. Here, it’s the entire damned episode. This is going great! Exotic male dancers at the Golden Banana! Go ahead. ( Log Out /  Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Don't go Mary Todd on us. Wait, something's wrong. Okay, Buster, what is going on? They talk about Apu, lazy jokes, and character assassination. And when I come back, I want a foot rub! No! Hey. (COUGHING) Mine tastes like dog fur! What do we do? We have to do something to save that marriage. My goodness how the octuplets have grown! This battlefield is rife with inaccuracy. I bought the issue for Richard Avedon's pictures of Lenny. My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag. The Sweetest Apu “Oh, Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you?” Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “The Sweetest Apu” is the nineteenth episode of Season 13. I'm just gonna drain the area around your wound. APU: Mmm! Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. In my role as customer, I saw the whole thing. He manages to convince Manjula to whisk the children away as he starts to pick up the remains of the store. Oh. "Unique Unite" (SCREAMING) Homie, what's wrong? Meet me at the mail slot. Cookie! I need some supplies. Hey, Kirk Van Houten. I Sorry, sorry. Not tonight. While you talk, I'm just gonna help myself to some licorice rope. Now, Apu, when you gave me this keg, it had dents. Listener Question of the Week: What episode embarrasses you the most? This is supposed to be our special time together. Squishees reminded me of my misdeeds. But despite that quibble, the episode is interesting, and shows that such a breach of trust in a relationship isn’t easily fixed, and takes work. Scríobh John Swartzwelder an eipeasóid seo. I get to stand around watching you sell fatty poisons to overfed Americans. Locations. Since they obviously can’t not meddle. Season 13 "The Sweetest Apu" 13x19. So they proceed to have the most awkward and uncomfortable dinner party of all time, before they make the kids dress up like Ganesha and command Apu and Manjula to get back together. (GRUNTING) This was supposed to be a mock battle! Then I shred the list and put it in his food. All right. Okay, okay. (WHIMPERING) Oh, I am so sorry, Manjula. We will write a list. I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits! Apu first appeared in 1990, in the episode “The Telltale Head.” "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons ' thirteenth season. This does not go well, and Manjula ends up serving Apu divorce papers. (ALL CHEERING) Tanks? (GROANING) Whoa, ha-mahatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama. Look who's here! Yes. " But it’s clear that Manjula doesn’t really want the divorce, as shown by how creeped out she is by the sketchy divorce attorney who just wants to milk Apu for all he’s worth. I'll let you win. You'd think that would deter me, but no. Yes. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) You can run, but you can't glide! Oh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen. The Sweetest Apu. He is hideous. There will be 47 bottles of beer on the wall. I love Apu. Whenever you are ready. I’m sure that this will never be brought up again, so it actually was fixed quickly, but the end of the episode makes it seem like Apu and Manjula were going to be in rough shape, but were going to work things out. Wait, wait! Dirty love. I just wish there was something we could do. Oh! The Sweetest Apu Dr Karma. So she gets pissed, and kicks Apu out of the house, causing him to move into some creepy apartment for bachelors where Kirk Van Houten lives. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! It was magic. (SNIFFING) Is that Windex? Sounds like America's enemies are at it again. Unfortunately the first step is to break things off with the Squishee lady, and when he tries to, he apparently just has more sex with her. Bravo! Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí. I (SNORING) completely innocent. I never realized it was so wide. I was afraid it would start me drinking again, but it didn't! So our relationship is over, is that what you're saying? I order you to get back together or I'll suck your blood! I'll give you the Maxwell Circuit if you put down my daughter. What would that accomplish? watch 01:38. Oh, this is just too inaccurate. You may now move back with your family and your never-ending disgrace. Perhaps there is another way. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. All right. (GUNS FIRING) (GUNS FIRING) BROKAW: We are gathered here this Memorial Day to once again honor you World War II veterans. The Simpsons try to help him reconcile with his wife. Apu, the operator of the famed Kwik-E-Mart, is a South Asian character voiced by Hank Azaria. (HUMMING) No offense, but you remind me of the monkey man who slaughtered my family's chickens. (EXCLAIMS) It's a pleasure to eat your lead, good sir. Why don't we play this? Hit with stick. Hell, even Professor Frink has a crazy Wild Wild West robotic spider. (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? (BOTH MOANING). Are you sure you don't want to take him back? Well, I do, but I don't want him to think that I am a doormat. But after Marge starts weeping while watching a video of Apu and Manjula’s wedding, that she has for some reason, she decides that they need to fix thing. Before you measure my syrup levels, I must talk to you. Oh, a challenge! (originally aired May 5, 2002) Funny how we got two John Swartzwelder shows in a row; the last one being surprisingly sharp, and this one being… well, the exact opposite. The octuplets said their first words. Mommy Will You Let Daddy Come Back? (GROANING) Now, Manjula, do you want me to find another partner? I'll let you win. Mmm. I live across the way. (ETHNIC MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING GIBBERISH) Marge, why are you crying? If you’re a Simpsons fan (or you have spent basically any time on social media, ever), you might be familiar with controversy over the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from THE SIMPSONS. Ow! God, I'm really lonely. and the Witch's Ghost; Spooky Space Kook; Go Away Ghost Ship; Movies. I get to stand around watching you sell fatty poisons to … Girls night out! LISA: Bart, stick to the script. And here's proof. This episode’s pretty good. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. APU That's a dollar-eighty-five. Cleanup in all the aisles. (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Oh. The Sweetest Apu (S13, E19-288) Now, see, if a guy tried this, it would be seen as creepy and/or sick. Consider yourself served! HOMER: Good show! I am willing to take you back Really? ACT ONE. But that’s not important right now, so we follow Homer and Bart out to some park for the reenactment. Or you could talk to Apu. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor? I love his singing voice. It only happened once, but I am so ashamed. Scooby-Doo! 101 Dalmatians (1961) A Night of Fright is No Delight; A Clue for Scooby-Doo; Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!) Complete Transcripts. Truly, you are the greatest generation. Grape. Apu? Because legally, I am allowed to shake him by the ankles and see what falls out. The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South, and the East (MEN MURMURING) to keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union, respectively. Don't worry. Yes, but look at the deliveryman. (APU AND ANNETTE GIGGLING) (GROANING) (APU AND ANNETTE MOANING) Please do the Hindu that you do so well. DABF14 The Sweetest Apu (28 Quotes) DABF15 Little Girl In The Big Ten (30 Quotes) DABF16 The Frying Game (28 Quotes) DABF17 Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge (33 Quotes) DABF18 Large Marge (15 Quotes) DABF19 Treehouse Of Horror XIII (25 Quotes) DABF20 Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. November 16, 2018. (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Contents. This is identified as among the best series of articles produced by the Wikipedia community. Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Maggie Simpson. (BOTH GRUNTING) Oh, Apu, you keep scoring while my back is turned. 0. MAN 1 I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp. No. Because man do they have to pull off narrative gymnastics to find a reason to get Marge and Homer involved. Oh, Homer, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Slimedog. You can't thank us enough! She likes you. I have known we were meant to be together ever since my mother forced me to marry you. First thing in the morning, I promise. All right, Mendoza! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. How did you find out? "Number one, break up with Squishee girl. And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading! I took the tape out of the store surveillance camera. You're not in any physical pain, the only kind of pain a man can understand. We're gonna be late! Homer and Apu script. (CHUCKLING) Avert your eyes, eunuch. I can't afford Windex. At the Golden Banana? (EXCLAIMING) Hey, you're right. I want him to suffer. The Sweetest Apu: 05/05/2002: DABF15 : Little Girl in the Big Ten: 05/12/2002: DABF16 : The Frying Game: 05/19/2002: DABF17 : Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge: 05/22/2002: NOTE: Due to ongoing news coverage and other scheduling problems related to the events of September 11, Fox broadcast the thirteenth season's Halloween special in November, as as a "special edition" of the series. Done. Provided you complete these tasks. Hello, Sign in. I work 22 hours a day and then I go home to a wife who will not touch me. I know a great nametag place. Is it my husband's whore? Not bad, eh? You bet I am. Here you go. Edit. I've gotta return this keg. The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu" TBA v - e - d. Media; Main Characters. Which raises the question, why is this a thing? Springfield. “The Sweetest Apu” was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Matthew Nastuk, 2002. (GASPING) Apu! ( Log Out /  The Sweetest Apu Catch-22 - Homer refers to the punctured keg of beer as being “so cold...so cold.” These are the words Snowden uses when hit and bleeding, in the novel Catch-22. (EXCLAIMING) (GASPING) The Squishee Lady! Bravo! Oh, take a penny, leave a penny. The Simpson family is participating in the Civil War reenactment. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Directed by Matthew Nastuk. You're the jerk! You, dead people, stop playing cards! Now, you just take the kids home. I love that he has a PhD. Look. Apu, you have completed the list. History Comments Share. Tagged as: 2002, Lifetime of Simpsons, Season 13, the Simpsons, The Sweetest Apu. In the episode, Homer and his wife Marge discover that convenience store owner Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady working in his store. Read, review and discuss the entire The Problem with Apu movie script by Sean Quetulio on Scripts.com And while Homer and Bart are purchasing the beer they shoot the shit with Apu, talking about how unfulfilled he is with his life. "The Sweetest Apu" "Little Girl in the Big Ten" "The Frying Game" "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Craoladh an naoú eipeasóid déag, "The Sweetest Apu", den tr íú sraith déag de The Simpsons ar an 5 Bealtaine 2002. (EXCLAIMING) It's true. If you're gonna be General Grant, you have to have a drink. What are you doing? D'fhéach 11.8 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. Why do you always take the side of local merchants? And Krusty. So Homer start snooping around, and end up coming across Apu in a back room, while he’s having sex with the Squishee delivery lady. Hey, you know what strikes me as weird? Have you come to forgive me? The Third Grade (15 Quotes) DABF21 Helter Shelter (10 Quotes) DABF22 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (11 Quotes) … It's in pretty bad shape. Every generation stinks but ours! Let me get into character. Look. Okay. And at the same time Marge is busy teaching the octuplets to beg Manjula to let Apu come home, so she decides to break down and try to fix the marriage. That child! Simpsonology. I mean 30-love! Oh, my God. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Sure. I only sell Smooshies now. (CHUCKLING) That was a wonderful day for us. However, she eventually learns of Apu’s affair by watching store security tapes. And while he’s toiling away, cursing his stressful and tired existence, Homer and Bart show up, dressed up in Union Army costumes. When will you humans learn that your feelings, as you call them, can stand in the way of big cash payoffs? (GROANS) This Squishee's awful. (NEIGHING) Whoa. The Sweetest Apu (Apu) Krusty Gets Kancelled (Krusty) Marge In Chains (Chief Wiggum) Winner: The Sweetest Apu (Apu) Best Supporting Actress. Please help out by editing it. So Homer takes Apu to Moe’s and starts awkwardly trying to broach the topic of the infidelity, before Marge just gives up and flat out says it. And matters are made even worse when Manjua is just randomly watching Kwik-E-Mart security tapes and finds proof of the affair. Why, I didn't even notice. I am truly screwed. Is there something you want to tell me? You might hear from your friends or co-workers that Apu isn't living at home anymore. Come here a moment! The Indian rope trick has become the Indian nope trick. Account & Lists Account Returns & Orders. That's good adultery! What's the score? Now, the actual battle was fought over there where that man is standing, but he won't move, so we'll do it here. They do fabulous work. Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so One drink won't hurt. But if we remind Apu and Manjula of why they fell in love, maybe they can work out their problems. Cart Get out of my home, Apu! In the episode, Homer and his wife Marge discover that convenience store owner Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady working in his store. After initial revulsion at the idea, Apu … " How's life, handsome? That seems insane. This is supposed to be our special time together. Homer, you did not bring me here for this. Watch and learn, you dinks. Why aren't you pressuring me for sex? Yeah! And after all of the demands are met, Manjula lets him back to the house, and they begin the arduous task to repairing their trust, love, and relationship. Not the pointed end, you dumbass! Hit with stick. I liked all the roles filled by minority actors. No, no, let's just keep playing. The episode starts off by showing us how stressful and kind of awful Apu’s life is currently, as demonstrated by showing his eight horrible toddlers destroying his store. Here you go. Hey, she called me "handsome. He goes and actually ends things with the Squishee lady, lets Homer ride him like a horse, gets a cartoon published in the New Yorker, and stars in a production of My Fair Lady with an all octuplet cast. But I can’t help but feel like they just wanted to write a story about Homer and Marge almost splitting up, but knew that they couldn’t do that. ANNETTE: Oh, Apu, scratch and win! I am scum. Hey, Apu, I think she likes you. (WHISTLING) Come on. Take Away: Infidelity sucks, and it’s a lot of real work to repair the damage that it can wrought. With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon. "The Simpsons" The Sweetest Apu (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. It's been a rough month. Edit. Oh. 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